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Bar recently hosted a very exciting Britney Spears look-a-like
contest, attracting Britney enthusiasts from all over
Seminyak. The tension was tangible and the venue became
increasingly hot and steamy as the seven finalists embraced
the limelight.
I have to say that some of the young hopefuls looked
a tad nervous, as they each took a turn on the stage and
mimed to our Princess of Pop’s best known numbers.
The more confident look-a-likes attempted to tease the
audience, just like the former bubblegum-teen good girl,
with her erotic dance moves, sexual innuendo, barely there
clothing, and a “not that innocent” attitude.
Now we all know that Britney is blond, but it soon became
clear that one of the contestants, flaunting a long black
wig, hadn’t done her homework very well! As the
jury retired to strike a verdict, the apprehension was
briefly alleviated with some light relief from a Britney
heavyweight …Wow, this gal certainly knew how to
make the punters scream! Finally the judges announced
the results, and the three runners-up each had to come
forward to collect a prize before the overall winner was
declared.
I think the winner was ‘Nomor Empat’, but…ooops,
as her name was announced, fans, teenyboppers and green-eyed
devotees rushed the stage, causing havoc and pandemonium.
Miss Empat was mobbed and floored, and her glorious blond
wig was torn from her head to reveal her own dark locks.
She finally re-emerged; thrusting her way out of a heap
of arms, legs and thighs and, in the style of a true professional,
reinstated her dignity together with her wig, in a last
ditch endeavour to prove that she was Britney not Whitney!
Well done Q Bar, you did it again!
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